After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate’s version of the story conflicting with the next.
Born Again The Fingering
The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy.
Pay for Play
The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.
Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.
The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.
Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels’ ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo’s new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.
After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.
During rivalry weekend, Overland’s mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.